9 'ing' no nos at a friend's xmas drinks do

  1. Arriving early
  2. Bringing cheap wine and/or
  3. Drinking hosts non-cheap wine
  4. Wiping hosts carefully constructed festive Spotify playlist and….
  5. Putting on Jive Bunny
  6. Using any of the following phrases in a pervy-styley……’Santa’s coming’, ‘Here comes santa’, ‘What’s Santa got in his sack’ etc.
  7. Mistlestalking
  8. Getting hideously drunk –
    *Unless your hosts are, and
  9. Staying till the early hours
     * As above – actually probably applies to all bar 1 and 2