9 ‘ings’ women do that mid-life men struggle to get their heads round

  1. Spending as much on gift wrap, bag and card as present itself
  2. Lightly caressing random items of clothing while out shopping
  3. Registering (and remembering) partner’s cryptic allusion to required birthday gift eight months or so before actual birthday – just tell us what you want ok!!
  4. Ordering dishes to share
  5. Dancing sober
  6. PhantomfacialLEDMasking……me neither
  7. Keeping in touch with and….
  8. Remembering friends’ birthdays before (OH SHIT!) day of birthday Facebook prompt
  9. Updating the mighty Kitchen Calendar six months before the actual event….which inevitably will clash with last minute man plans for trip to pub six months later….