Perfect pre and post piss-up preparations



Pre night out

        Whenever possible leave wallet / purse and take cash – hence avoiding 3AM ‘The Jagerbombs are on me!!’ Chip and Pin disaster

       If you expect to be late / drunk, clearly state this fact


“’Operator! Give me the number for 911!’”
Homer Simpson
 
       Always take a coat

       Set your phone alarm to give you a reminder 30 minutes before the last train / tram

 

Post night out

        Kebab at kebab house, not yours

       Drink lots of water

       Bed not sofa (spare if you have)

       Get up!! Don’t drive

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