NEWSFLASH! Bitcoin founders admit its all made up

The founders of Bitcoin have admitted that it's all made up. "We'd had a few drinks and put out a phoney press release using a 'random word generator' software on a ZX81 we found in my Gran's loft." Commented a BitDude as they might be called.


"We wake up every morning, with several glamour models draped across us, and wonder why no-one has clocked us for a bunch of Emperor's New Clothes Cryptoblockchainnodal scammers."

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