NEWSFLASH! Concerns over shortage of celeb deaths in 2017

The BBC has taken the unprecedented step of commissioning a new sad song to accompany it's 'Oh I didn't know they'd gone!' Celebrity death montage.


"We have real concerns about both the quantity and quality of deaths this year" commented John Morose, BBC's Head of Sad, "We're also going to have to spend £000s redoing both the Queen and Phil the Greeks montage which we originally recorded in the late 1990s....tw*&s."

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