NEWSFLASH! - Millions of UK Men set to be indecisive today

NEWSFLASH! - Millions of UK Men set to be indecisive today


Millions of UK men are set to be indecisive today in what observers have labelled 'The day after Boxing Day'.

"After the certainties of Christmas Eve - Panic, Christmas Day - Excess, and Boxing Day - Bond and Buffet, UK men will suddenly find themselves without a clearly defined agenda, and are likely to experience feeling of uncertainty not helped by the mother of all hangovers" commented Jazz Althat, Unpaid intern at Conclusive?? an internationally respected think tank based in Market Harborough.

"Anyone experiencing these feelings is best advised to get the ironing board out and then work their way through the ironing pile and a bottle of wine or two while watching super-schmaltzy Christmas Movies on ITV4 - though 'Love Actually' is best avoided on a dicky tummy"





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