NEWSFLASH! - UK Passports to go PUCE post BREXIT!

British passports are set to go all pastel-shaded on yer ass! after the Government confirmed that once the UK has left the EU in 2057, passport covers will be changing from shitty brown to soothing puce accompanied by 'White with a Duluxy hint of Magenta' lettering.

“The decision was reached following a focus group at my 3 year old’s nursery” commented Government spokesman Laurence Eaks. "Those surveyed agreed that 'Puce' was both visually inoffensive and physically satisfying to say, go on, try it now PUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"! Good eh?"

“Clearly for the purpose of this article say it was MORI or someone reputable, but the reality is we pissed our market research budget away on department outing to Cirque du Soleil back in August.