Management - Meetings - What we say.....And what we actually mean

MGT5 - Meetings......What we say....And what we actually mean


"Mmmmmmm, interesting"........................Not Interesting
"Yeah sorry, I'll get back to you next week"..........I've no intention of getting back to you unless you start ccng my boss in on chaser e-mails
"Hey we didn't hire you to agree with everything I said!"..................Why the f**k did we hire you??
"No, no don't apologise, there's a lot of stuff to work with there."..............Blimey you really are thick
"I want to get everyone's opinions out there"...............Just shut up and do what I say!!!
"Sorry didn't catch that can you say again?"...............Shit I've got nothing , need to buy me some time
"Ok, I think we've covered everything, anyone got any AOB"........Here comes the shitstorm
"Yeah I can see where you're coming from"............That being Planet Stupid
"Ok so I'll send out the agreed actions later, I'll no doubt have missed a few so do flag any".................................I've missed nothing

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