NEWSFLASH - Harvey Weinstein using 'Get out of Jail Free' card to evade jail
Harvey Weinstein is utilising a real-life ‘Get out of Jail Free’ card to remain a free man. Monopoly-fan Weinstein owns multiple properties in the Hollywood area which he regularly visits in a silver open-topped car In a twenty year career he has also looked to feel-up pretty much every chest in the tinsletown community….allegedly.
In related news Weinstein was last night twatted by an irate fellow diner who had inadvertently Googled the word ‘justice’.
Weinstein was dining at the exclusive Elements restaurant at The Scottsdale resort in Arizona, as part of his ongoing ‘therapy’ to avoid relapse. This tough love regime will have seen him forced to dine on the likes of Lobster Carbona -$55 or Miso-Glazed Salmon $39.
Harvey Weinstein has now been accused of sexual misconduct or rape by 62…..oh sorry make that 63 women but remains a free man. There are currently in the region of 50,000 Americans incarcerated for drug possession for personal use.