NEWSFLASH! - Royal family faces PC PR re-brand

NEWSFLASH! - Royal family faces PC PR re-brand


The Royal Family is to be re-branded "to ensure it remains contemporary and relevant to modern life" a palace source has revealed.  The re-brand will see:

  • The loss of the words 'Royal' - with its associations of inherent superiority - and 'Family' - with linked implications that a 'normal' family constitutes a German national married to a Greek immigrant with four children - three previously divorced - all living of the state.
  • Princes and Princesses henceforth being referred to as 'Prin' in a clear nod to the 'transgender agender' innit
  • All future Queens and Kings being referred to as 'Qings' - the Palace exploiting a little known roy.......sorry 'The' decree of 1486 to flout the 'Qu' rule.



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