Newsflash! Hogwarts School curriculum vastly superior to Muggle equivalent




I do find the Government's fixation with our children achieving at least a C - or a 4 or whatever it is now at GCSE Maths and English tiresome and the self-defeating. As the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has consistently proven, its entirely feasible to shape young people into well balanced and informed young adults without either Maths or English featuring on the curriculum. And before you shout out 'What about Voldemort?', there are unconfirmed rumours that he secretly completed a correspondence course on the Romantic poets in his 4th year...

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